monicam:

why use the term ‘bedroom eyes’ when ‘parfait face’ is clearly on a new level

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(via bumbleshark)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via wyntho)

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via iwontletyoustealmycoffin)

casualdorkpatrol:

Ah yes the halloween decorations are up

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perfect

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(via memento-mori-arty)